If that were the case, you would have 62,686,062 followers as I write this.
Lon Shapiro

I get your meaning. We need to prey on peoples’ weak spots and willingness to believe palliative lies more. Point taken. I also don’t have the hair for that kind of mass appeal. But perhaps you do.

If we’re ever going to get to 62M followers like the miscreant you alluded to, we’ll need your help. Send us one of your compositions some time. We promote the sh!t out of our writers, to great ineffect.

And if you don’t have the hair for it either, you can keep your hat on.

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