Another lovely lady writer claiming to be fat, unattractive and undesirable. America suffers an epidemic of unwarranted female anxiety. The viewership for television dramas starring implausible twenty-eight year old skirt and high heel angels is ironically female. To be fair, the movies starring implausible twenty-eight year tank top and protein shake bulls is overwhelmingly male. The difference is, fat guys go to sleep dreaming of commando raids and wake up ready to strut their plumber butt.