Mel Blanchard Gong2019’s Femme Version of The Frog Prince🐸👑, A Frog That Should Have Never Been Kissed💋🙅🏼♀️When a man tells you he’s a prince, know that he will most likely treat you like a street rat.🐀May 26, 2019May 26, 2019
Mel Blanchard GongThe Subtle Art of Pretending to Protest — The Truth Behind Brett Kavanaugh ProtestsAs protestors flock into Washington DC for tomorrow’s, October 4, 2018, much larger protest than last week and the entire country believes…Oct 3, 2018Oct 3, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongDon’t cuddle with a shapeshifter 🐺 🔮Kim Kardashian deletes her IG & shapeshifts into politics🥀As the fall equinox 🍂embarks upon us, on September 21st to be exact, and the nights start to feel like that…Sep 17, 2018Sep 17, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongIf You Don’t Use It, You Lose It — GRACE🙏🏾, Your 20s, & Your Vagina“I can’t wait to turn 30!” said no one ever.Sep 10, 2018Sep 10, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongBad Witch turns Tall Man Short!Imagine if every tall shallow-man-child you knew woke up and was magically turned short for one year. Would they grow into real men…Sep 1, 2018Sep 1, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongEat. Pray. Vagabond. — A Real Story. Almost 30. #NotLivingMyBestLifeI’m almost 30 and Instagram has officially has let me know that I am not living my best life. We’ve literally amazed the fuck out of life…Aug 30, 2018Aug 30, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongThe west changes faster than the wild. Donald Glover Can’t Save You. This is America.We just ate the whole cake. That’s right, if you watched IT, then you were just forced to eat the whole fucking cake without knowing what…May 11, 2018May 11, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongIf it’s Cultural Appropriation, then Asian’s take the dumb out of blonde.Published on May 4, 2018 in Bitch Be Humble/Die Trying/Unsatisfied by MelMay 7, 2018May 7, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongThe Last is Everything. Dealing with Death.The last. There is a last to everything. There’s a last moment to a day, to an hour, to a minute. There is a last moment you will have with…Apr 16, 2018Apr 16, 2018
Mel Blanchard GongDream Friend.Can you be homesick for a place or person you’ve never met? I feel homesick all the time.Mar 27, 2018Mar 27, 2018
