The word of the day: Priority

1. n. Precedence, especially established by order of importance or urgency.
2. n. A preceding or coming earlier in time.
3. n. Something afforded or deserving prior attention.

“Good afternoon passengers. This is a pre-boarding announcement for Priority Airlines flight 137 to Denver. At this time we would like to invite all passengers seated in our First Class cabin to make their way to the gate. Please have your boarding pass and ID ready. General boarding will start in just a few minutes. We thank you again for choosing Priority Airlines.

“Good afternoon passengers. This is a pre-boarding announcement for Priority Airlines flight 137 to Denver. We would like to invite all First Class passengers and our Platinum Advance Elite members to board at this time. Please have your boarding pass and ID ready. General boarding will commence in a few minutes.

“Good afternoon, we are now inviting those passengers with small children, seniors, or any passengers requiring special assistance to begin boarding Priority Airlines flight 137 to Denver. General boarding will start just in a few minutes.

“Good afternoon, this is a pre-boarding announcement for Flight 137 to Denver. At this time, we would like to invite passengers with Gold Advance Elite status, anyone carrying a Priority Airlines Platinum visa card, and those passengers with Priority Select II on their boarding pass. We ask that you remain seated until your group is called; general boarding will commence in only a few minutes.

“Good afternoon. At this time we would like to invite any passengers with Advance Elite status. This includes our Platinum, Gold, and Silver members. This does not include Priority Airlines passengers with Elite Advance status. That’s different.

“Good afternoon. At this time we would like to invite to the gate those passengers with **~PRIORITY!~** stamped on their boarding pass. General boarding will commence in only a few minutes.

“Good afternoon passengers. This is a pre-boarding announcement for flight 137 to Denver. Before we begin general boarding we would like to invite all passengers with Advance Elite status, Priority Elite status, and also: naval captains, CMOs, Tesla owners, C-list celebrities, HBOGo subscribers, Stanford graduates, DINKS, Hygge practitioners, people who studied abroad in college, busy people, Bullet Journal enthusiasts, Sloane Rangers, air plant owners, owners of the iPhone 7, lessors of the iPhone 7, anyone taking a watercolor class, anyone who doesn’t sleep on an air mattress every night, anyone with credit, anyone with an education, and all those passengers planning on watching an animated film during the flight.

“Attention passengers: We are now commencing general boarding for Priority Airlines Flight 137 to Denver. At this time we ask all passengers in Group 1 to come to the gate. All Others, please remain seated until your group is called. Please have your ID and boarding pass ready.”