Statement regarding “thEOSTIME Hacked”

Theo Goodman
Sep 9, 2018 · 2 min read

By now you might have heard about the THEOSTIME “hack”

“ We warned thEOS CEO, The “Oh Good” Man, of the untokenised nature of thEOSTIME immediately. His response was that he would establish thEOSTIME forever on the immutable digital Bitcoin blockchain using the one true Counterparty protocol. Amen.”

This is an example of the need to tokenize everything. Just like every good domainer should register all domains, every good crypto collectable artist fanatic should tokenize all things. When one does not do so their are consequences.

Just to clear up the FUD

  1. THEOS was never at risk
  2. Only the THEOSTIME system has been attacked
  3. UPDATE BY CEO INCOMING!

In an action by the benevolent dictator the THEOSTIME attack has been UPDATEDBYCEO and the plunge protection smart contract has been activated. Please check on the blockchain yourself.

// Initial Init of Klein Surface
if (U12CIT? == UPDATEBYCEO = true && dimensions <= 4) {
var bottle = universe.getSpacetimeByID('Klein Bottle');
var bridge = bottle.getContext(‘5d’);
location.load;
bridge.UCIT = true;
return bridge to CEO;
}

The asset THEOS.UPDATEBYCEO has now been sent to the THEOSTIME asset owned by Kaleidoscope Industries which will automaticly update the smart contract and stop the exploit of THEOSTIME.

function initTHEOS.UPDATEBYCEO(){
square [0,-1] × [0,-1], (0, y) ~ (1, y);
for 0 ≤ y ≤ 2 and (x, 0) ~ (2 − x, 1);
for 0 ≤ x ≤ 1 ...

For further questions regarding this next level blockchain technology please leave your comments below and vist theos.gallery

Theo Goodman

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Bitcoin Oracle, Sports Betting Degen, Meme Consultant

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