A Running List of Names People Give Trump in the Media
Jezebel compiled an excellent list, from which I’ve pulled a few. The rest I’ve read or have been submitted for posterity.
In no particular order:
“Cheeto Jesus”
“Wankpuffin”
“Orange-tinted harbinger of the Apocalypse”
“Screaming carrot demon”
“Rancid bag of tikka masala”
“Jaundiced Oompa Loompa”
“Sentient waste product of a liposuction clinic”
“Degloved zoo penis”
“Poorly-trained circus orangutan”
“Talking comb-over”
“Bone-in ham”
“A hotdog misused by juggalos”
“Satan’s irritated taint.”
“Presidential candidate and bargain bin full of yellowing Jean-Claude Van Damme movies”
“Dishrag that on closer inspection is alive with maggots”
“An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back”
“Gnat on meth”
“Weapons-grade plum”
“Cocksplat”
“Toupéed fucktrumpet”
“Mangled apricot hellbeast”
“Leather-faced shit-tobogganist”
“Polyester cockwomble”
“Incompressible jizztrumpet”
“malformed traffic cone”
“Trumpolini”
