Trying to Read the News in 2017

(in Colin Farell Gifs)

Every single cabinet pick:

Each new Trump administration official who gets caught lying about their communications with Russian diplomats/business people:

“You know, the only one that cares about my tax returns are the reporters, okay? They’re the only ones, I won; I mean, I became president. No, I don’t think they care at all. I don’t think they care at all. I think you care.” -DJT

Every time Trump shakes anyone’s hand:

DJT 2011: “He doesn’t have a birth certificate, or if he does, there’s something on that certificate that is very bad for him. Now, somebody told me … where it says ‘religion,’ it might have ‘Muslim.’ And if you’re a Muslim, you don’t change your religion, by the way.”

DJT 2016: “President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period,”

DJT 2016: “I think he’s the worst president maybe in the history of our country,”

DJT 2016: “I must tell you, you know, I never met him before this. I never spoke to him before this. I really — I do like him.”

recent Mother Jones headline: “Trump: Obama Tapped My Phone, He’s a Sick Guy”

Literally me watching the inauguration in a Starbucks 5 blocks from it:

“Are they friends of yours?”

The golden showers thing:

Realizing that despite this great selection of gifs, this post is actually making it all feel worse…

Everyone in Congress who voted to confirm Trump’s cabinet picks:

“Rick Perry confirmed as Energy Secretary”

“Rex Tillerson skips State Department’s annual announcement on human rights, alarming advocates”

MIKE PENCE WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL CHRISTIAN SUPREMACIST IN U.S. HISTORY

“When I was young, in high school and in college, everybody used to say we never lost a war. America never lost. Now, we never win a war.” -DJT

When Donald Trump, whose closest advisor ran Breitbart, calls actual news outlets fake news

“… the VOICE agency is expected to publish a weekly list of all crimes committed by immigrants, suggesting that anyone who has moved to the US, both documented and undocumented, could find their name on the public document.” — AJZ

Fucking everything that’s happened since Trump came down the escalator surrounded by a crowd of supporters who were probably/actually paid actors:

(Not Colin Farell, but from a CF movie…

When you consider that maybe the Mayans were just off by 5 years:

#punchingNazis:

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