I went to the Biltmore Estate in Asheville, NC.

It was a pretty big house.

One day, this will all be mine. But I’ll put at least one movie theater in the house.

Earlier this year, I flew down to the Biltmore Estate, which is nestled in the woods right outside of Asheville, North Carolina.

As you can see, it was pretty cool. I think it was built in the 1890s or something — way before they had movies.

Here’s me posing for a glamour shot in front of the Biltmore. It’s a pretty cool picture but it would have been better if I took it myself.

Basically, some guy built this big mansion because his grandfather made a lot of money. I think he was probably covering for something, but that’s just me.

That’s all the guy did. Built a big house. But it was pretty big, to be honest.

It’s a pretty long tour, walking around the house for several hours. I had to have a snack and a beer when I was done. To be honest, I was really disappointed there wasn’t a movie theater.

It was a long tour so I had some refreshment after I finished it.

You guessed it: I finished the tour faster than everyone else. And I got more out of it, too.

All in all, it was a pretty sweet house. But if I was able to build something like this, here’s what I’d do differently:

  • It would have been bigger.
  • It would have been better.
  • It would have had at least one movie theater — on each floor of the house. Maybe more.

If you’re ever in western North Carolina, you should check out the Biltmore. I think you might have a good time, but maybe not as much fun as I did.

Here’s a link to the Biltmore website. Don’t say I never did nothing for you.

Keep on tippin’ those toes.

— Opie