I’m bored waiting for a meeting to start.

Found this:

More Job interview questions I have been asked on dates.

These and the like are unacceptable. I’d rather be quizzed on my knowledge of ANYTHING and get all of the questions wrong and feel useless and stupid until the tequila kicks in than be asked ‘what is your talent?’

I rather be given a maths quiz. A language test. I would rather sit and listen to why HIMYM sucks. Or America. Or be asked about Trump. Now that’s something.

Oh, my favourite question to ask on a date? Well, it’s been a while but…

Where did you learn how to make people feel comfortable? Usually I’m shy and nervous but you know a secret. What is it? Usually makes an appearance.

And yes, that is a test. The best response is : ‘shut up. You’re not shy. But I did take a Dale Carnegie course in college’.

Or there is the classic: more wine, right? Or are you ready to get a real drink?