Things I am usually Listening to — By the Girl Wearing Headphones that You are Trying to Talk to
The internet has been up in arms over men trying to talk to women wearing headphones. Well, I am that girl. A cool line to ask me is, “so what are you listening to?”
But maybe you don’t have enough confidence to ask me. I mean you are a man in 2016 in America, so you most likely do. But just in case, here are my answers:
-Korn, the Greatest Hits.What’s your favorite song? If it is Freak on a Leash, you are a damn poser.
- Youtube conspiracy videos. And I am going to get your thoughts on the Dyatlov Pass incident. I have so many of them.
-Some podcasts about Misandry. I’m very pro-Misandry.
- The screams of the innocent.
- Bunch of pre-recorded sneezes. It makes me giggle.
-James Urbaniak’s podcast. YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON, BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE HALF THE MAN JAMES URBANIAK IS.
-Whale noises. They help with my PTSD attacks. Want to hear all about why I am so sweaty?
-My own stand up that I recorded at the mic last night. I am really trying to get the wording on this joke about the patriarchy.
- Season 2 of Serial. No spoilers.
-It’s just silence. I was confused on the concept of “The Sound of Silence” By Simon and Garfunkel.
-It’s just silence. This is a fashion statement.
-It’s just silence. It drowns out the voices in my head saying to kill the next person I can seduce.
-Static. For some reason all electronics I touch do that. Why is my nose bleeding again?
- Now that’s What I call Music Volume 4
Do you still want to talk to me?