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Here are some slash lines for you…

Player A: .330/.387/.556

Player B: .268/.323/.409

Player C: .315/.357/.552

Player D: .278/.341/.417

Players A and C are fit Pablo, Players B and D are fat Pablo (I won’t even include the dumpster fire that was last season).

When he’s in shape he’s a force to be reckoned with, with Vlad Guerrero strike zones (and stats). But he just can’t consistently keep the weight off so he’ll never put two great years together. We’ve seen the pattern and it will continue to repeat itself. A fun player to watch when he’s in form, but such mediocrity when he’s down.