The Second CityWhy I, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, Deserve Your Vote this NovemberMy fellow Americans, as one of the nation’s most popular beings, I, the Pumpkin Spice Latte, am proud to announce my presidential campaign…Sep 13, 2016Sep 13, 2016
The Second CityHey, Brock Turner’s Dad, Let’s Do Some Simple MathOn June 2, ex-Stanford swimmer Brock Turner was convicted of three felony counts of sexually assaulting an unconscious young woman. For…Jun 7, 2016Jun 7, 2016
The Second CityThe Life Lesson from Prince We Carry With Us Every Single DayWritten by Dave Helem & Martin MorrowApr 22, 2016Apr 22, 2016
The Second CityTax Deductions Women Truly DeserveMost Americans dread that time of year when our bank accounts are depleted of our hard, or semi-hard, earned money. No, not the holiday…Apr 14, 2016Apr 14, 2016
The Second CityIn Defense of Open Carry at the GOP Convention, by a Future Victim of Open Carry at the GOP…To Whom It May Concern:Apr 1, 2016Apr 1, 2016
The Second CityHow to Tell If the Person Peeing Next to You is TransgenderI can’t tell you how many times my bathroom visits (aka, the highlight of my day) have been ruined by a transgender person. If I see and…Mar 31, 2016Mar 31, 2016
The Second CityAn Obituary for the Wrigleyville McDonald’sOn March 21st of our Lord’s 2016, we said goodbye to a dear friend and neighbor, the Wrigleyville McDonald’s located at Clark and Addison…Mar 24, 2016Mar 24, 2016
The Second CityA Little New Job Advice for Lovie SmithBY SEAN SULLIVAN | MAR 21, 2016Mar 21, 2016Mar 21, 2016
The Second CityLess Than 49 Phrases to Calm an Anxious ParentIf you have both a child and the Internet, then you’ve probably seen the list of 49 Phrases to Calm an Anxious Child come across your feed…Mar 18, 2016Mar 18, 2016
The Second CityVices Even Sober People Can Partake in on St. Patrick’s DayIf you’re an alcoholic like I am, you’re probably preoccupied during this time of year with one nagging problem: What are you going to do…Mar 16, 2016Mar 16, 2016
