7/10 on the “Knibbsy Scale,” ONLY because I wanted at least 3 more paragraphs. I know, Kate — it seems cruel to “punish” for brevity. But when it’s YOU writing, some of us just want it to go on and on (sigh…)

Here’s an idea — how about GUNS?! Can us liberal types make an exception for guns in the name of destroying craparazzi media?! I vote yes (so long as they aren’t assault weapons, of course). I’m seeing some “fun with shotguns” action, though.