Todd Flora, I need to turn this up to 12/10 Knibbsies.
Peter Ghattas
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By God, Peter Ghattas, you may be right! (but let’s keep my Halos out of this) Headline: “Kate Knibbs’ Range Goes Beyond Stratosphere”

Alternatives:

  1. “Knibbs’ Incredible Range Renders Nukes Obsolete”
  2. “Knibbs’ to ‘Streeper: ‘I’m the Captain now!’”
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