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Joe DeMartino

Joe DeMartino

The finest of all possible dogs

They called her Mama at the shelter. She’d been found as a stray and taken to Protectors of Animals and the most apparent thing about her…

May 16, 2018

The finest of all possible dogs

May 16, 2018

Joe DeMartino

“Nothing Valued Is Here”

How to keep out 10,000 years’ worth of trespassers

Dec 17, 2013

“Nothing Valued Is Here”

Dec 17, 2013

Joe DeMartino

A Speech, Never Given

What if Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin had died on the moon?

Oct 22, 2013

A Speech, Never Given

Oct 22, 2013

Joe DeMartino

How not to suck at karaoke

Because you’re not just hurting yourself — you’re hurting others

Sep 12, 2013

How not to suck at karaoke

Sep 12, 2013

Joe DeMartino

Drafting the Westeros Dragons, Part II

The best offense in all the Seven Kingdoms

Aug 29, 2013

Drafting the Westeros Dragons, Part II

Aug 29, 2013

Joe DeMartino

Drafting the Westeros Dragons

The best football team in all the Seven Kingdoms

Aug 21, 2013

Drafting the Westeros Dragons

Aug 21, 2013

Joe DeMartino

Joe DeMartino

Writer for @NetworkAwesome and @TeamUnwinnable. I have a humongous head. That statement is true on at least three levels.

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