Simon Caine
Simon Caine

Simon Caine

Anhedonic comedian. More of a writer than a fighter. This feed is based on a true story.

Editor of My life in words and I couldn’t fit it into a tweet.
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Simon Caine
Feb 9, 2017 · 2 min read

Dear Tesco, here’s a free idea.

Dear Tesco,

Simon Caine
Dec 27, 2014 · 2 min read

Visiting my nan at Christmas.

Visiting my nan in her care home on Christmas is a sobering experience (and I’ve not even been drinking). They were playing Christmas music. Thankfully I didn’t hear Fairytale of New York as my association with “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” by Wizzard has been…

Simon Caine
Nov 28, 2014 · 1 min read

Some thoughts on Black Friday extremists.

“’Black Friday’: Police called to supermarket crowds”

Simon Caine
Jun 24, 2014 · 1 min read

Museum Seflies.

Thoughts on mobile phones, taking photos and museums.

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