I have become increasingly aware of a trend in the English language that disturbs me. While reading an otherwise well written novel I found multiple occurrences of this phrase: “…should of known…”

The correct (intended) phrase is “should have” or, in contraction form, “should’ve”. The sound of the contracted form is most likely the cause of this common confusion.

Larry can perform Back Alignment while you get an oil change?

Many similar grammar stumbles that I see far too often are:

‘Then’ confused for ‘than’

In a major magazine I read an advertisement that blatantly misused (rather confused) the two.

Affect and not Effect

This is a difficult…

I know The Phone Company is not stupid. I spent the first 10+ years of my career working in the Telecommunications field, beginning at the cusp of The Great Divestiture, so I fully understand the technology. After all, many great technological advances came as a direct result of research performed by Bell Labs for telephone communications. The Unix operating system was developed for telephone switching systems. And C language (later growing into C++) and then fiber optic transmission of data were also created for and by The Telephone Industry.

With that incredible heritage it is even MORE FRUSTRATING to me…

This has been troubling me for quite some time. Regardless of the socio-political implications of it, the label “African American” makes no sense.

Firstly, if you are born in America* then you are an AMERICAN. One of the outstanding things about America is the fact almost all of its people came from somewhere else.

As Bill Murray’s character (John Winger) states, “We’re Americans, with a capital ‘A’, huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.”

And, only if your mother and father were citizens of…

I was in a Two-Story building the other day and, when I entered the elevator it made me wonder:

WHY ARE THERE TWO BUTTONS?

Regardless of which floor I enter from I have ONLY ONE CHOICE.
Why are there any buttons at all? {Except, perhaps, one that says “Go”}

This is a republished idea from 2014

“Why do we fill a form out by filling it in?” — ‘English is a crazy language’, Richard Lederer

I was at the doctor’s office. This was not my first time in a doctor’s office; but a first time at this doctor. So I was handed a clipboard with a stack of “questionnaires” to complete. I have no objection to filling out these forms. It helps to pass the time you spend waiting to be seen (I have no interest in any of the magazines they typically stock in a doctor’s waiting room).

There were a few things about these…

Phishing is a bad thing

I have devised a simple approach to the ever-growing problem of Internet Phishing.

Having worked on the Internet since its birth, I have been keenly aware of this problem; watching it grow in a non-linear fashion in recent years. There are numerous technology solutions; some quite complex and annoying. But this is really not a technology problem. It is a human problem.

We need help, as human beings, in managing our Internet experience.

I have a solution. I ask you to bear with me — understand how this works — and indulge me in giving…

I have noticed a serious increase in impatience in the world around me.

And I am losing my ability to tolerate it!! < /sarcasm >

I acknowledge that, as human beings, we tend to be a bit ‘self focused’ and are often unwilling to “wait our turn”. But what disturbs me is the almost idiotic behavior reflected in the name of a lack of patience.

After spending 30 minutes or more browsing the store you can’t wait a minute (or two) at the checkout counter?

For example, when waiting in a line at the supermarket. If you were to actually…

The Magic Number Thirteen

In 2009, it was at least three times we saw a Friday the 13th. What seems like an even more startling coincidence is the fact that February and March both saw the 13th fall on a Friday.

Every Friday the 13th I update my voice mail greeting to:

“Hi. This is Thom. I am unable to take your call a the moment because I am

- Under a ladder

- Sitting on a crack

- repairing a mirror I broke

- while throwing salt over my shoulder

… there goes a black cat crossed my path!

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