Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERWe Believed: Remembering the 2007–08 WarriorsEveryone is well aware that the most recent iteration of the Golden State Warriors has very hilariously transformed NBA fans and GMs into…Oct 26, 20182Oct 26, 20182
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKER68 Words or Less — Phoenix SunsLet’s say 27 wins. Probably a .500 record in March. Ariza was born old, don’t worry about him or his haggard moods. Devin Booker is Waluigi…Oct 15, 2018Oct 15, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Shocker VS. SexWebster’s defines sex as “good, but weird, dude, really weird.” I don’t usually agree with dictionaries (and why should I?) but they’re…Jul 31, 2018Jul 31, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Shocker Review: How I Chose My EPL TeamHannah arrived at the Irish pub ten entire minutes early, but Johnny Dog Man was already there, taking a leisurely pinky-in-the-air pull…Jul 22, 2018Jul 22, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Power of Spitting BloodAbout a year back, during the stale and fragile spring months, right after the big fire that killed all of the Mayor’s famous iguanas…Jun 11, 2018Jun 11, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Abrupt Opening Sentences of the Shocker’s Celebrity ProfilesBy Chris Alarie, Katie Heindl, Emily Lever, Adithya Pugazhendhi, Bradley Geiser, Corbin A. Smith, Alex Siquig, Micah Wimmer, Damon Agnos…Feb 26, 2018Feb 26, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Shocker Review: The Garbage TimeI was the newest assistant coach of the worst Junior College basketball team in the state but instead of our game later all I could think…Feb 21, 2018Feb 21, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Tastiest Bachelors of 2018by Ryland Duncan, Emily Lever, Chris Alarie, Mark Macyk, Leaf House, Alex SiquigJan 3, 2018Jan 3, 2018
Alex SiquiginTHE SHOCKERThe Shocker’s Comprehensive Guide to Monster Sexwritten by Chris Alarie, Emily Lever, Corbin Smith, John Wilmes, Mark Macyk, the Gorton’s Fisherman, Micah Wimmer, Ryland Duncan, and Alex…Dec 12, 2017Dec 12, 2017