S&M

Well, it happened.

I lower my gaze to greet the anomaly. A tangle of disrespect flopping flaccidly with each slowing step.

This disobedience cannot go unpunished.

Grasping with a paternal firmness, I exact my revenge. Its helpless body doubles over as I play solitary tug-of-war.

There.

You are tight now, my shoelace.