How many Russian spies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
DT Jr: There isn’t any lightbulb
DT Jr: The lightbulb was adopted
DT Jr: It’s Hillary’s fault. She unscrewed the lightbulb
DT Jr: 4, I mean 6 and that’s all it takes. Not one more. I’m completely transparent.
DT Jr: OK, 8 Russian spies, but that’s it for sure
DT Jr: Lightbulbs are a Chinese Hoax. SAD!
DT Jr: The Secret Service should have made sure that there are no unscrewed lightbulbs
DT Jr: My Dad said: “Nobody knew how complicated lightbulbs are!”
DT Jr: Wait another day and I’ll have a new answer.