Brands of Single Malt Scotch or Elder Gods of the Lovecraft Mythos?

Thomas Pluck
Jan 27, 2015 · 1 min read

No peeking in your Necronomicon.

Fools who recite these unwholesome names aloud may incur madness and/or dipsomania.

Laphroaig
Ialdagorth
Ardbeg
Uigeadail
Haiogh-Yai
Nikka Taketsuru
Dalwhinnie
Dagon
Shubniggurath
Mril Thorion
AnCnoc
The Blackness from the Stars

Azathoth
Knockdhu
Royal Lochnagar
Ycnàgnnisssz
Lagavulin
Yog Sothoth
Auchroisk
Strathisla
Yomagn’tho
Smokehead
Auchentoshan
Aiueb Gnshal
Nyarlathotep
Sheep Dip Old Hebridean

Hastur
Inchgower
Old Pulteney
Bunnahabhain
Vorvadoss
Cardhu
Caol Ila
Cthulhu
The Macallan

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