Thot Patrol
Jun 26 · 1 min read

Sweetie, ‘slut’ is a rapidly disappearing speck in your rear-view mirror that you passed about 90 dicks ago. Sleeping with 100 men defines you as a disease vector, not a slut. Honestly, at this point you’re better off counting the different strains of HPV you’ve contracted over the yards of dick you’ve taken. Good luck with the cats though.

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