PinnedMember-onlyI Figured Out The Whole Streaming Thing!OK I think I figured out the whole streaming thing: Netflix is still just Netflix but HBO Go became HBO Now and is now called HBO Max which also has the Warner Bros. catalog OH but Warner Bros. is now called “Warner Bros. Discovery” since the merger happened so you…Streaming3 min readStreaming3 min read
Published in Hello, Love·PinnedMember-onlyLove but it’s beddingFinding love is like the perfect duvet But then you need a cover. Have you ever tried to put one on When you do not have a lover?Poetry1 min readPoetry1 min readLove but it’s bedding----
PinnedMember-onlyHis Zayde’s ShearsHis zayde’s shears. These old things. My father was born May 28th, 1929, a little over three months before the stock market crash that amounted to the economic collapse we now refer to as The Great Depression. My father had me later in life, at the age of 57. When…Family7 min readFamily7 min read
Published in The Power of Poetry·May 28, 2022Member-onlyHow To Handle RejectionNo matter how you slice it, getting rejected feels bad. Luckily there are some coping mechanisms to help you get through the sad. First, be honest with yourself, for after all, you tried. And even though you put yourself out there, you failed. And now I’ll tell you why: You…Life3 min readLife3 min read
Apr 30, 2022Member-onlyA Poem About SpringAs Spring turns to Summer And before the leaves fall, There’s a month in between That could be the best of them all.1 min read1 min readA Poem About Spring----
Apr 23, 2022Member-onlyOn Line at the UPS Store (Part 4): “On Fucking Up”“Man I fucked up.” “Oh, do you need to go home?” “What? No, I’ve been waiting on this line for a month. I can’t give up now. I need my package. Are you trying to get rid of me?” “I wouldn’t mind it. You’re insufferable.” “I know. That’s part of…4 min read4 min read
Apr 22, 2022Member-onlyRaising Awareness About a Horrible ConditionI am writing now to raise awareness about a very debilitating syndrome that impacts millions (if not billions) of people every year. It’s called AFES (Ass From Elbow Syndrome) and while it’s incredibly prevalent, there is actually very little known about AFES. The main symptom of AFES is when someone…Life2 min readLife2 min read
Apr 12, 2022Member-onlyOn Line at the UPS Store (Part 3): “On Antinatalism” (Part 1)“Hello.” “No. Not today. I have a headache.” “I have extra strength Tylenol. Would you like one?” “You carry around extra strength Tylenol with you?” “Yes, at all times.” “Fine. Do you have two?” “Sure, here.” “Thanks.” “Oh look at that. Do you always carry a water bottle?” “At all…Life7 min readLife7 min read
Apr 2, 2022Member-onlyOn Line at the UPS Store (Part 2): “On Narcissism”“Hi again. Can you believe we are still waiting on this line?” “They’re busy here.” “Yes but I seem to recall last week you mentioned you were here to simply drop off a return package for Amazon?” “Yes.” “And you have everything boxed and labeled already?” “Yes.” “Well then I…Life3 min readLife3 min read
Mar 31, 2022Member-onlyYou Have Already ArrivedI say and write a lot of stupid shit so I’d like to take a break from that to offer something I hope is not stupid. Because this is something I need to hear sometimes. I’m a writer and producer and sometimes actor and I’m often mired in the molasses…Life3 min readLife3 min read
