This McCain fellow is, in my estimation, an insecure and doctrinaire blowhard
ROB: [in sotto voce] Hesssshhup yo’ damn mouf afore you spook the critter, dummy! Here, let’s you and me duck behind this convenient medieval tapestry where we can have a quick private talk — no homo!

[one no-homo-ducking-behind-the-convenient-medieval-tapestry later]
Okay — anyway, Ron, as Schrödinger said, “observing disturbs the observed,” and blah-de-blah. So how the hell am I supposed to collect field-data on the peculiar habits of McCain, R.S., with you stomping noisily around? Now sit down and have some cheese and crackers, and there should be Cokes and beer in the fridge. Also, just so there’s no misunderstanding, “cheese and crackers” is NOT slang for “erect gay penises”! I mean literally a box of Triscuits and some chunks of cheddar, feta, and swiss, none of which are cut into outlandishly erotic shapes. So just chill and observe.
