Michael PhillipsinSports & WhateverArmy Football Team Ruled Ineligible for Using Graduates, Forced to Forfeit Wins: Coach Monken…West Point, NY — In a shocking and unprecedented decision, the Army Cadets football team has been ruled ineligible for fielding players who…5h ago5h ago
Michael PhillipsinPolitical Party AnimalsCurt Cignetti for President: The Head Coach America NeedsMove over, politicians. America has a new hero, and he’s not delivering speeches from a podium — he’s calling plays from the sidelines…6h ago6h ago
Michael PhillipsinSports & WhateverIndiana University Football Shocked by Unfamiliar Territory: National TV CoverageBloomington, IN — In a turn of events no one could have predicted — least of all the University of Indiana itself — the Hoosiers football…8h ago8h ago
Michael PhillipsinSports & WhateverHouston Astros Fans Confused as to Why They Can’t Find Their Team on TV, Demand AnswersHouston, TX — Chaos and confusion have gripped Houston Astros fans this week, as the realization slowly sets in that their beloved team has…13h ago13h ago
Michael PhillipsinPolitical Party AnimalsUnheard-of Publication ‘Political Party Animals’ Officially Endorses Lucifer “Justin Case”…Concord, NH — In a stunning and, frankly, historic move, the little-known and practically unheard-of publication Political Party Animals…13h ago13h ago
Michael PhillipsinSports & WhateverAnthony Rizzo Tired of Being Asked If He’s Related to Frank Rizzo from the Jerky BoysNew York, NY — Yankees first baseman Anthony Rizzo has fielded tough questions in his career. “Why didn’t you swing at that pitch?” “What…13h ago13h ago
Michael PhillipsinFather & Co.When Pregnancy Trauma Destroyed My Marriage and Stole My Fatherhood: A Journey Through Emotional…Marriage is supposed to be a partnership where love and commitment carry you through the toughest storms. For me, those storms came with…17h ago17h ago
Michael PhillipsinSports & WhateverSaquon Barkley Hopes for Standing Ovation at MetLife, Giants Fans Prepare Their Own “Warm” WelcomeEast Rutherford, NJ — Saquon Barkley, former face of the New York Giants and once the savior of Big Blue, is looking forward to what he…1d ago1d ago
Michael PhillipsinPolitical Party AnimalsCornel West’s Campaign: Can Academia Save America? Yes. Yes, It Can.In an election year that feels like it’s been on repeat since 2020, one candidate stands above the rest with an intellectual panache…1d ago1d ago
Michael PhillipsinSports & WhateverJay Cutler’s DUI Arrest: From “Don’t Care” to Really, Really Don’t CareIt was a quiet Thursday night in Franklin, Tennessee — until the former Vanderbilt standout and NFL quarterback Jay Cutler decided to take…1d ago1d ago