1. Deep Purple — Billy Ward And His Dominoes

“So the crew were all ready for the album photo shoot and I had just got out of hair and make-up. I was sportin’ the motocross dirt track cut, which was the style at the time” — Billy Ward

2. Start Wearing Purple — Gogol Bordello

Vodka.

3. The Purple Show Theme Song — Twiztid

To anyone who has seen an actual episode: Are they juggalos? Or meth heads? … Or juggalo meth heads?

4. Purple Comet — Super Mario Galaxy OST

First used in the Bonanza episode “In Gosh We Trust” where, after losing their crops to the Big Farma Corporations, the gang are saved by space deity “Gosh” and brought to the purple comet. No law is needed because all Purplarian citizens are hard working, kindhearted, bashful type of folk. Or so it would seem…

5. Purple People Eater — Sheb Wooley

WARNING: To any trans-pigmented anti-canibalists, this song may trigger sphincter irritation.

6. Jeremiah Peabody’s Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills — Ray Stevens

Yes.

7. Purple Toupee — They Might Be Giants

The Proclaimers walk 500 miles deep into their inner selves after discovering magic mushrooms.

8. Purple People — Tori Amos

Tori Amos done hit the purple too hard on this one. “Breakfast every hour, it could save the world”, get me the Nobel Highs committee, just found the next munchies laureate.

9. Purple Love Balloon — CUD

One of the 90's greats. Featuring the demon child of Josh Homme and Yngwie Malmsteen on vocals, who was famously conceived via biomechanical Chinese finger trap styled purple condom.

10. Purple Line — TVXQ

You just know Korean instrument stores have the “Stairway To Heaven” problem with this.