You’re exactly the problem we are talking about.

1. Everything you said in your first paragraph is true, though you said it sarcastically.
2. You are not describing feminists. You are describing western women who soak up violent misogynist culture and do what they are told will be accepted. Britney Spears is not rebelling against violent male behavior, she is dealing with it in a way that will allow her to profit at the expense of young girls who look up to her. The fact that you cannot tell the difference says everything about you.
3. Did you really think no one would connect your last paragraph to your sheer frustration and anger over being friendzoned?

Male sexuality is creepy because men are creepy.