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Aug 15, 2020

Tourist Tossed Like a Caesar Salad by Free Range Emo-Goth in Yellowstone National Park, Shits Pants

WYOMING — A surly emo-goth gored a California woman Wednesday at Yellowstone National Park after officials there said a crowd got too close. Carol Lynn, 59, who is from Santa Rosa, California, was gored after a crowd of people approached within 10 yards of a surly emo-goth that was sulking…

Yellowstone

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Tourist Tossed Like a Caesar Salad by Free Range Emo-Goth in Yellowstone National Park, Shits Pants
Tourist Tossed Like a Caesar Salad by Free Range Emo-Goth in Yellowstone National Park, Shits Pants
Yellowstone

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Aug 14, 2020

Groundbreaking Research Finds Legendary Hunkpapa Leader, Sitting Bull, to be Pretendian

Colonial Studies Historian, Jacob Kelso, uncovered that Sitting Bull, Tȟatȟáŋka Íyotake, was not enrolled. “He didn’t even carry a CDIB card on him.” Kelso said. “Apparently, the People just took him at his word. …

Pretendians

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Groundbreaking Research Finds Legendary Hunkpapa Leader Sitting Bull to be Pretendian
Groundbreaking Research Finds Legendary Hunkpapa Leader Sitting Bull to be Pretendian
Pretendians

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Aug 1, 2020

Feast Smudge Snag

Feast Smudge Snag You’ve read the book Eat Pray Love, and you’ve seen the movie starring Julia Roberts, well hold onto your frybread because here’s the Lakota version, Feast Smudge Snag. Synopsis: In her early thirties, Colleen Campbell had everything a modern Indigenous woman could hope for — four great…

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Gay Mag

·Apr 6, 2020

American (Indian) Dirt

Non-Native authored books about Natives have been taking up space for a very long day — You are seated at a mass signing as part of a midwestern book festival. A celebrated author sits at the table adjacent to you. His most famous book is about a white man’s journey of self-discovery guided by a Lakota elder on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. You can’t help…

Power

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American (Indian) Dirt
American (Indian) Dirt
Power

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Jul 19, 2019

I Have White Bread Privilege

I Have White Bread Privilege I love sandwiches, all kinds, and anyone who knows me knows that I love me a sammich! But what people don’t know about me and something that’s been deeply uncomfortable for me to admit, is that…I prefer white bread. Now that might not be a…

Food

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I Have White Bread Privilege
I Have White Bread Privilege
Food

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Jun 26, 2019

Missing Oregon Senators Shape-Shift into Wild Horses

Oregon Republican Senators Cliff Bentz and Tim Knopp have gone to extreme lengths in order to shirk their public servant responsibilities by shape-shifting into wild horses. The two deadbeats are hiding out in Idaho to avoid voting on measures in Oregon’s State Capital. Upon arriving to the herd, the senators were unfortunately unprepared to fight the stallion, and other alpha males for group dominance and pecking order, and it’s been reported that the pair are not doing well.

Travel

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Missing Oregon Senators Shape-Shift into Wild Horses
Missing Oregon Senators Shape-Shift into Wild Horses
Travel

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Jan 22, 2019

An Open Letter of Apology to Native Americans From One of the Covington Catholic School Students

As one of the students from Covington Catholic School that incited a colossal shit-show at the Lincoln Memorial on our nation’s sacred ground, the National Mall, I would like to apologize to the Omaha veteran and elder, Nathan Phillips, and to the participants in the Indigenous Peoples March for my…

Native Americans

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Native Americans

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Oct 23, 2018

Celebrate Your Quaint Family Lore

My family lore holds significant importance and is a big part of who I am, and how I consider myself and my identity. I look back with fondness to those precious times when my gran’mama bounced me on her knee and recounted our family heritage. I was enrapt with her…

Elizabeth Warren

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Celebrate Your Quaint Family Lore
Celebrate Your Quaint Family Lore
Elizabeth Warren

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Oct 16, 2018

Sole Non-Indigenous Person Has No Opinion Whatsoever about Senator Warren’s Spit Test.

The news of Senator Elizabeth Warren’s DNA results has spread throughout the globe and has made headlines in every major and minor news outlet from the New York Times to Billy Bob’s Halftime Circus Jubilee Newsletter. Every non-Indigenous person from all seven continents has taken it upon themselves to declare their point of view despite having not examined critical details of Senator Warren’s controversial announcement and all that it entails, particularly the viewpoints from Indigenous communities and Indigenous thought leaders. And in a shocking new precedence, despite the enormous response, the overwhelming deluge of unsolicited “opinion,” only one sole non-Indigenous individual has no comment and wishes to remain anonymous. “I have no opinion whatsoever.” Anonymous stated. “Now please leave me alone and go ask someone who might know better.”

Elizabeth Warren

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Sole Non-Indigenous Person Has No Opinion Whatsoever about Senator Warren’s Spit Test.
Sole Non-Indigenous Person Has No Opinion Whatsoever about Senator Warren’s Spit Test.
Elizabeth Warren

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Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

·Mar 13, 2018

Westworld’s Dolores Abernathy Steps in for Betsy DeVos in “60 Minutes” Interview

I believe there is an order to our days, a purpose. — STAHL: Why have you become, people say, the most hated Cabinet secretary? DOLORES ABERNATHY: [smiles with her lovely eyes] Some folks choose to only see the seedy underbelly of life, I choose to see the splendid panoramic sunsets. STAHL: Do you think that teachers should have guns in the classroom? …

Westworld

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Westworld’s Dolores Abernathy Steps in for Betsy DeVos in “60 Minutes” Interview
Westworld’s Dolores Abernathy Steps in for Betsy DeVos in “60 Minutes” Interview
Westworld

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Tiffany Midge @TiffanyMidge

Tiffany Midge @TiffanyMidge

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Artisanally crafted, 100% Organic, Free Range writer, Author of memoir “Bury My Heart at Chuck E. Cheese’s.” https://tiffanymidge.wixsite.com/website

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