Holy shit dude!
Wild Flower

I think maybe you just got me unstuck! [Crosses fingers.] Don’t fucking jinx me now, Wild! Don’t you do it! Meh, with my bad luck I just jinxed myself by cussin' you out. I almost always look, first, to defer blame: call it a coping strategy, that fucker almost never near fails me. But I guess it is kind of immature of me. They say part of us gets stuck at those points, ya know?

Hmm. Well. Right. Back to it.

Oh! And thank you! Thank you thank you thank you. But… holy shit I’ll cut a brother I swear to god I will… fuck… I bet I lost it already. You know how it is, right?!?

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