Things I dreamed of having when I was 10:

1. An actual lightsaber
2. Winning the price is right mail-in showcase
3. Sex with one of the showcase models
4. Lifetime backstage pass to Asia concerts
5. Bill Murray’s autograph
6. A quadrophonic stereo
7. A double-date with Joan Jett and Pat Benetar (but just me)
8. A Japanese import CD-burner
9. A portable waterproof Atari 2600 mini arcade (like the pacman version) slash Walkman mash up combo
10. Sex with Linda Carter, cosplay with golden lasso