3 Easy Steps 2 Write Like Danielle Steel and Lose Weight

Who is Danielle Steel.

1.) Eat Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Eat nothing else.

2.) Eat Danielle Steel.

3.) Move to Sedanka, Russia. There are no other writers there. You will be unique. Big men in big coats will beat you up. Sticks and stones can break your bones but words can never harm you because you are stupid.

4.) Write every day yes but what do I write well, yes, that is a problem just write what all the other stupid people write.

5.) I know. I said three. Shut up. Do you really need someone to tell you what to write. Is that — or is it not — the very definition of beyond pathetic.

6.) Do what you do best.

7.) Masturbation in the middle of the fucking day is so rude. Stop it.

8. Remember, there is no future.

9.) Did I tell you the one about Danielle Steel walks into a bar…