Trump Cement

The Donald has it all figured out. It’s gonna be great. The Donald will guarantee it.

Trump cement.

As a writer Donald Trump despises, you have two options.

Trump Cement down your throat, or Trump will fuck you in the mouth with his teeny weeny little dick.

Choose the teeny weeny little dick in the throat bit. Pick door number four with the picture of Trump’s fat white ass on it.

One day, there’s going to be the writer who bites back. Not today, but maybe tomorrow or the tomorrow after that.

One more thing for you to not give a fuck about.

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