This is great, but here’s a few I would mention:

I dated a professional mermaid that was not shy of random harpoons, if you catch my drift. I knew it was fishy from the beginning. She was a bi-polar grab bag of multiple personalities and Disney expectations. In the end she found a few sailors with scurvy and is seeking treatment for the barnacles.

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