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Not only should Bandit from S&tB be on here, but you could/should do an entire Burt Reynolds matrix to make up for this slight and oversight. Three Smokey & the Bandit films, two Cannonball Run movies, Hooper, Stick, Gator…and don’t forget his canoe driving skills in Deliverance! Then again, he’d probably break your cool meter, so I can see you being wary of such an undertaking.

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