Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Christmas is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)The REAL reason we celebrate Christmas, what’s bullshit about it, and why it’s ruining America. Here’s why Christmas is dumb.Dec 10, 2017Dec 10, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Thanksgiving is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)Each year, we celebrate Thanksgiving by doing… basically nothing. All to honor a story that’s not as accurate as you think. Here’s why…Nov 20, 2017Nov 20, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Halloween is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)From the creepy traditions to the origins that are so bad they’re scary, here’s why Halloween is dumb.Oct 7, 2017Oct 7, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Labor Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)From its nothingness to the nothingness it has helped to create… Here’s why Labor Day is dumb.Aug 15, 2017Aug 15, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Independence Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)Celebrating Independence Day is operating under two assumptions: America is better off sovereign, and it happened on July 4th. You’re about…Jul 3, 2017Jul 3, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Easter is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)Wow, Easter (or as John Oliver calls it, Shitty Christmas) is dumb! We have a lot of ground to cover, so grab your Easter baskets and…Apr 4, 2017Apr 4, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why St. Patrick’s Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)Admit it. Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America is dumb. You know it. So come buy our stuff!Mar 16, 2017Mar 16, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbHere’s Why Groundhog Day Is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)Groundhog Day is an American A-list Holiday. On February 2nd, newscasters will mention it, your Facebook newsfeed will remind you about it…Jan 31, 2017Jan 31, 2017
Tim SimmonsinYour Holiday is DumbNew Year’s Eve is Dumb (So Buy My Stuff)New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. How exciting! It’s so classy because there’s champagne and that’s from France! Let’s light fireworks on…Dec 30, 2016Dec 30, 2016