25 Pretty-Fucking-Obvious Signs That He’s Not “the One.”

I feel compelled by my untreated dickholery to point out that, if you are married with three kids and still in the dating game, by definition you are opposed to monogamy. Just sayin’.

Loved the article, by the way. I thought the reference to Fox and Friends was a particularly nice touch.

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