Sepp Blatter Creates Confusion Amongst U.S. Football Fans, Advertisers

Advertisers and football fans in the United States have been confused from FIFA President Sepp Blatter, Blatter’s decision to step down from his post as newly elected 5th term FIFA president has been scrutinized in a confusing away amongst Americans.

American Septic Bladder Tank Systems, Incorporated, following the news of Sepp Blatter stepping down, has initiated an advertising campaign promoting its new rubber septic tank bladder coating system. It’s logo states: “We won’t let the corruption leak through.”

Meanwhile, American football fans in communities where septic tanks are the norm, such as Harwich, Massachusetts, are expressing confusion. Harwich resident Doug Doughman inspected his septic tank to check for leaks.

“I don’t find any leaks or corruption of the septic tank. My bladder is fine, though it may be full.” Said Doughman as he called the septic tank company to drain his residential septic tank.

Experts are expecting a higher than average tourists to visit Cape Cod this year, due to the reliability of septic bladders not letting the corruption through the tank. Also, the beaches are expected to be awesome this year.