I’m once again telling the internet on my kids
As you may have heard, we have two sets of twins here. One of them is ALWAYS hungry.
so tonight I ordered some delivery food for myself because you know…
White people do not understand that we do not want racism to be true. They think it's a race card we play when we need a leg up.
In reality we don't report most of the racist things that happen because a- who has that kind of time to do uncompensated labor and b- we just don't want it to be true.
We're accused of playing the race card to confront situations we are hoping to be wrong about. Meanwhile being white is having a race card you can play your entire life without even pulling it from the deck.
The grocery delivery has arrived.
And this is what happened THUS time. Every Time it’s a new config.
# 2 (oldest boy, younger of older twins): *carries in heaviest stuff…
Telling the internet about Twin 4, the older of the younger set of twins
My second favorite Christmas was 2015.
That year of Christmas Eve, three out of four kids in the two twin sets were singing
the wrong words
to a Christmas song.
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A Nephew number 3 story
Nephew: People these days are so funny. *rolls eyes*
Me: These days? You’re not even 9 years old. Exactly what days do you know?
Nephew…