I’m both those things

I am super active and very lazy

I really care about details in my work and I seriously could not be less detail-oriented

I’m uber serious and also don’t give a fu**

I am smart and I am stupid

I love trying new things and I hate change

I despise hangovers and I love beer

I’m very sensible and also I do a lot of dum stuff

I am controlling and also I don’t care about things

I work out often and party often

I am very happy and can get very sour

I work hard and often I procrastinate

I love writing more than anything in the world, until someone else tells me how to do it

I dream of living in Copenhagen fifty years ago and I truly enjoy this city right now

I am a very outgoing person and I am quite shy

I love meeting new people and I absolutely despise small-talk

I respect authorities and I hate being told what to do

I enjoy reading so much and I watch a lot of shitty TV

Who cares.