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I’m The Strongest Guy In The Office And I Can’t Wait To Help You Open That Pickle Jar

Are you still working on it, or are you ready to ask me?

Oct 14

I’m The Strongest Guy In The Office And I Can’t Wait To Help You Open That Pickle Jar

Oct 14

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Couple Argues About Having a Child Amid Surefire Signs of an Impending Apocalypse

The world is literally about to end, but they say it’s never really the right time.

May 6

Couple arguing during the apocalypse

May 6

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Quiz: Is Your Partner Losing Interest or Succumbing to the Appetite of Nosferatu?

Is your love dead because of the undead? Find out now!

Jan 21

woman eyeing monster instead of paying attention to boyfriend

Jan 21

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Raising A Puppy Or Raising A Baby: Which Is Harder?

A guide for negligent parents

Jan 17

A baby in a teal dress is lying on the carpet, facing a fluffy cream-colored dog. The dog looks attentively at the baby. The background features a room with a soft blue and white color palette.

Jan 17

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“What Does Your Tattoo Mean?”

An explanation for all twenty-seven of my tattoos.

Dec 12, 2024

“What Does Your Tattoo Mean?”

Dec 12, 2024

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14 Ways I Tried To Get The Smell Of Cat Piss Out Of My Favorite Rug

None of them worked.

Nov 12, 2024

14 Ways I Tried To Get The Smell Of Cat Piss Out Of My Favorite Rug

Nov 12, 2024

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Ransom Letter Responses From A Father Who Doesn’t Want To Buy His Own Newspaper

Send a picture of her with today’s lotto numbers so I know she’s okay

Nov 6, 2024

Ransom Letter Responses From A Father Who Doesn’t Want To Buy His Own Newspaper

Nov 6, 2024

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Compensatory Law Ads That Got Us Sued

Here are some of the campaigns that won our clients millions and cost us billions.

Oct 15, 2024

Compensatory Law Ads That Got Us Sued

Oct 15, 2024

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Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children

Learn why you should put your hands all over that birds nest after all.

Oct 9, 2024

Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children

Oct 9, 2024

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Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation

Sometimes the most challenging part of our workout isn’t the weights, but the fear of working out in a gym, or “gymtimidation.” That’s why…

Sep 24, 2024

Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation

Sep 24, 2024

Tmo Bradach

Tmo Bradach

Hi I’m Tmo. I write comedy. One time I thought I got Nicholas Cage’s autograph but it turned out to be some guy that just kind of looked like him.

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