Tod BrubakerinSlackjawRest Assured, You Can Still Have A Blast At The Company Picnic, Even Though We’re Laying Everyone…Hey team, two announcements!Feb 142Feb 142
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawErnest Hemingway’s “The Old Man And The Pee”He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he hadn’t been gone fifteen minutes when he had to relieve himself. He…Aug 1, 20226Aug 1, 20226
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawDid You Agree To Run The Turkey Trot Or Learn The Foxtrot?You were drunk when you agreed to do it.Nov 25, 2021Nov 25, 2021
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawPersonal Injury Lawyers For Minor Characters Hurt In Action MoviesWere you put in harm’s way due to the negligence of a powerful drug lord, vicious henchman, or cowboy cop with a hero complex?Nov 14, 20214Nov 14, 20214
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawWe Came To This Isolated New England Town To Form A Militia, Not To Engage In Fun Fall ActivitiesMen, we want to be intimidating, not “festive,” “artsy-fartsy,” or anything that screams, “Hey, nothing to worry about here, we’re just…Jun 12, 2021Jun 12, 2021
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawCharles Bukowski Lists His Shithole On AirbnbSMALL, FOUL-SMELLING SHITHOLE NEAR A TITTY BARSep 25, 20206Sep 25, 20206
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawIn An Effort To Reduce My Carbon Footprint, I’m Composting My Murder VictimsFor years, I’d been dissolving bodies in hydrofluoric acid and dumping the sludge in a river. It never occurred to me before how terrible…Aug 6, 20206Aug 6, 20206
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawHowdy, Ma’am! I’m Wyatt Carson, Shoe BreakerYep, I’ll break in them pumps for ya, tenderfoot.Apr 8, 20202Apr 8, 20202
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawI Hate Running Indoors, Which Is Why I Take My Treadmill To Central ParkOne time, I fell asleep on a treadmill WHILE RUNNING. Yeah, I was so freakin’ bored staring at the bedroom wall, I nodded off, tumbled to…Feb 7, 20203Feb 7, 20203
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawI’m Turkey And I Resent Your Accusation Of White Meat PrivilegeDear Fellow Meats,Nov 28, 20191Nov 28, 20191
