Tod BrubakerinSlackjawRest Assured, You Can Still Have A Blast At The Company Picnic, Even Though We’re Laying Everyone…Hey team, two announcements!·3 min read·Feb 14, 2024--3--3
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawErnest Hemingway’s “The Old Man And The Pee”He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he hadn’t been gone fifteen minutes when he had to relieve himself. He…·3 min read·Aug 1, 2022--6--6
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawDid You Agree To Run The Turkey Trot Or Learn The Foxtrot?You were drunk when you agreed to do it.·2 min read·Nov 25, 2021----
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawPersonal Injury Lawyers For Minor Characters Hurt In Action MoviesWere you put in harm’s way due to the negligence of a powerful drug lord, vicious henchman, or cowboy cop with a hero complex?·3 min read·Nov 14, 2021--4--4
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawWe Came To This Isolated New England Town To Form A Militia, Not To Engage In Fun Fall ActivitiesMen, we want to be intimidating, not “festive,” “artsy-fartsy,” or anything that screams, “Hey, nothing to worry about here, we’re just…·3 min read·Jun 12, 2021----
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawCharles Bukowski Lists His Shithole On AirbnbSMALL, FOUL-SMELLING SHITHOLE NEAR A TITTY BAR·2 min read·Sep 25, 2020--6--6
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawIn An Effort To Reduce My Carbon Footprint, I’m Composting My Murder VictimsFor years, I’d been dissolving bodies in hydrofluoric acid and dumping the sludge in a river. It never occurred to me before how terrible…·3 min read·Aug 6, 2020--6--6
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawHowdy, Ma’am! I’m Wyatt Carson, Shoe BreakerYep, I’ll break in them pumps for ya, tenderfoot.·3 min read·Apr 8, 2020--2--2
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawI Hate Running Indoors, Which Is Why I Take My Treadmill To Central ParkOne time, I fell asleep on a treadmill WHILE RUNNING. Yeah, I was so freakin’ bored staring at the bedroom wall, I nodded off, tumbled to…·3 min read·Feb 7, 2020--3--3
Tod BrubakerinSlackjawI’m Turkey And I Resent Your Accusation Of White Meat PrivilegeDear Fellow Meats,·3 min read·Nov 28, 2019--1--1