According to My Medium Stats, I Died Six Months Ago

I’m sorry, but I must laugh at your pain. It’s your own fault though. You frame it so well.

I set up a Facebook account a mere five and a half years ago under the false misconception that my former coworkers were serious about “stayin’ in touch,” boy was I wrong. I’ve slowly withered away every day since.

Now I’ve recently signed away my self esteem to Medium with my first post to try and alleviate some of the stress and disappointment of being 49 years old and spending a fair portion of my days taking care of my elderly mother and wondering if somebody’ll find me dead in the bathroom someday myself.

But life is still the best thing goin’. Keep it up I think you’ve got a future kid!

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