The fans stood in silence for 58 seconds before the hockey puck dropped. Someone remembered the school back east, so they added 26 more. The church; the nightclub; etc. Minutes turned to hours, everyone standing silently. “I’m tired of this,” said a girl. “Quiet,” said the crowd.
I’m now slightly embarrassed to admit that my prediction was wrong — my prophecy was off by a factor of 25 insane tweets, nine impeachable offenses, four treasonous acts, one damning FBI memo, and an as yet undisclosed sex scandal involving the president and a top White House aide.