He should build a federal prison.
Comey-tose: Things I thought while reading the news this week.
Dave Pell

Whoa, not so fast. He should build a privately run prison business called “Trump Cooler” (run by ICE-men and exclusively for the illegals) then the alternatively “Trump Slammer” for real Americans. He can’t actually own either so he’ll give the line of business to Ivanka, hire a bunch of ex-Apprentices to be the guards, have it properly gilded for his visits. Back to your regularly scheduled story.