Once upon a time there was a little boy who kicked the family dog right in front of his mother.

“How vicious you are!” said the mother. “And as a punishment, for two days…”

I’m going to skip the think piece and the litany of horrors and even any attempts at persuasion. If you’re happy about the results of yesterday’s election, you’re not the target for this idea. If you had trouble getting out of bed…