BOUDICCA , THE CELTIC QUEEN WHO UNLEASHED HER FURY ON THE ROMANS, (I STOLE THAT GEM FROM THE WEBSITE ANCIENT-ORIGINS.NET), INFORMS ME THAT SHE HAS LITTLE LOVE AND ZERO PATIENCE FOR CYNICAL CANADIANS. PLEASE SEEK SHELTER IN THE NEAREST ICE SHACK ON HUDSON BAY. BOUDICCA WAS A GREAT WARRIOR BUT SHE HAS NO FACILITY WITH GPS TRACKING.