51 Ways to Be Instantly Profitable… To Me
Christopher Daniels (Notorious DCI)
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DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR, DON’T DRAG THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA INTO YOUR SCHEMES. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT. WELL, MAYBE NOT. IS FUNNY WRITING “REAL” WRITING ? IS WOODY ALLEN BETTER IN “ANNIE HALL “ OR IN THE AMERICAN CLASSIC “ CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS ?” HOW MUCH CASH WOULD THAT CORN-FED CEO OF MEDIUM.COM HAVE PAID WOODY FOR THE SCREENPLAY FOR THAT AMERICAN MASTERPIECE ? I PAID THAT PANTHER 400 BUCKS TO BEAT UP VIKRAM OVER LABOR DAY. THAT WAS A BARGAIN. — — JUST KIDDING, VIKRAM. YOU MUST BE FREE TO SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF CHROME CASSETTES FOR DECADES TO COME. NOW GO MAKE SOME REAL MONEY AND SEND SOME TO THE DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR SO HE CAN GO TO THE MARATHON OF WOODY ALLEN MOVIES PLAYING SOMEWHERE IN MID-TOWN MANHATTAN WHICH I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO KNOWLEDGE OF , NONE , NADA , ZIP. WATCH THE AMERICAN POWERHOUSE, “CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS “ , DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR AND GET WRITING. WORDS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR TROUBLED SOUL AND I LIKE TO READ ’EM. GIDDYUP. what was this post about in the first place ? who cares . i had fun and i hope it makes the detective chief inspector more likely to keep writing. amen and amen.