Gutbloom, If you want to be taken seriously on the issue of toast, and I mean seriously — as we have been admonished by the illustrious Sarah Cooper — You must man-up and grab that fork and jam it with fury into your toaster. I seriously doubt if you will survive but the path of truly serious writer is never easy. I am “dead-serious” on this. ( and Sarah Cooper do not endorse such electrical antics.)

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