HELEN, GET ME VIKRAM AT MEDIUM.COM ON THE LINE. VIKRAM, GOT A GREAT JOKE FOR YOU. GUYMARTINSHAIR WALKS INTO A BAR — -WHAT HAPPENS ? NO IT’S NOT A KNOCK, KNOCK JOKE. PLAY ALONG, V MAN. GUYMARTINSHAIR WALKS INTO A BAR — -AND THE LADIES DESCEND UPON IT LIKE A FLOCK OF CROWS LANDING ON A SQUIRREL CARCASS ON THE ROAD IN THE SUMMER SUN. GOOD, HUH ? NO WAY, V MAN. THAT IS GOLD. THE LADIES LOVE GUYMARTINSHAIR. I TALKED TO MATT MILLER AT BLOOMBERG AND HE THINKS GOOGLE IN THE FORM OF ALPHABET WILL SOON OFFER GUYMARTINSHAIR A BIG CONTRACT TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH AMAZON AND MR HUMILITY, JEREMY CLARKSON. WHAT ? I DO SO KNOW MATT MILLER. I TOLD HIM TO UPGRADE HIS PIRELLIS ON HIS DUCATI AND HE LOVES THE CHANGE. NO, MATT MILLER WILL NOT HELP JAMES FRANCO LEARN TO RIDE THE SUPERBIKE ON THE SET. MATT MILLER IS VERY BUSY AT BLOOMBERG AND HE SOMETIMES DOES REPORTS ON THAT TWO LETTER THING YOU SAID FOR ME TO FORGET. THAT’S RIGHT, VIKRAM. I WILL NOT SAY THE TWO LETTER BEAST TO YOU AGAIN. OH, GUYMARTINSHAIR SAID DO YOU KNOW OF ANY OTHER CABINS THAT MIGHT BE AVAILABLE FOR THE REST OF SUMMER UP YOUR WAY. NO, GUYMARTINSHAIR WILL NOT BARBECUE A CHICKEN FOR YOUR FRIENDS. THEY CAN DO IT THEMSELVES. I WILL GIVE HIM 2 EXTRA BOTTLES OF KENTUCKY BOURBON. YEAH, THE KIND CHRIS LIKES TO USE TO GET HAMMERED AT WEDDINGS. REMEMBER V MAN, YOU NEED TO CAULK UP ANY GAPS IN THE CABIN THIS MONTH. THE STUFF NEEDS TIME TO SET BEFORE THE FIRST HARD FREEZE. OH AND CAN YOU MAKE ME A DOLBY C CASSETTE OF TAYLOR DAYNE’S GREATEST HITS 1987 TO 1995. YEAH, JUST THE TOP 6 OR 7. LOOP IT SO I DON’T HAVE TO REWIND. I WILL REIMBURSE YOU FOR THE BLANK TAPE. YES, V MAN, YOU ARE THE KING OF DOLBY C. ENJOY THE SUMMER’S END AND GET CAULKING NOW, VIKRAM. YOU WILL THANK ME WHEN THE WINTER WIND IS HOWLING. THAT IS ALL.

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